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Bit Demotivational Poster


EASTER - Has been cancelled


TAGS: easter cancelled dog rabbit
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by tomtomtom

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:43 am
Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longsh**.


PERSPECTIVE -




Lorena Bobbitt -




YO DAWG - We heard you like pi, so we put pi on yo pie so you can eat while you formulate ratios


TAGS: xzibiti yo dawg pi pie car
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Steeldragon493

lunhcmeat5000 - August 9, 2009, 1:07 pm
d***it, *knew*
lunchmeat5000 - August 9, 2009, 1:03 pm
Never new math tasted so good.
todd snyder - August 9, 2009, 8:56 am
Love the picture of the pi-pie, love the word play - 5 lions 4 u.
Signe - March 12, 2009, 6:41 am
win


THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE - When you argue on the internet...


TAGS: funny rabbit argue internet dumb
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by nitrocoir

lulz - September 23, 2009, 1:17 pm
hey look it's Sean in the pic
eh - August 23, 2009, 7:25 pm
some other ****
Sean - August 22, 2009, 8:43 pm
Who's the other guy?


DARKNESS - What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP


TAGS: i m rick james b****
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:12 am
A day in the life of Lil' John.
Krissie - March 9, 2010, 10:22 pm
wait...Isn't that Dave Chappelle?
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:39 pm
Five b****y Lions! Well played Charlie Murphy!


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TAGS: gangsta ballin outta control b****hhhh
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:22 am
(and rheumatoid arthritis)
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am
this is funny. my friend that immigrated from iraq could tare this "gangsta" up. hes taken more gun fire than this kid has taken in his video games. just a chump with 17 dollars.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Y'all just don't know how hard it is to make bank yo, when da food court iz crips territory.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:25 pm
You could call it that, it's obvious copypasta
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:18 pm
I'm going with sarcasm then. wut wut!!
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:13 pm
ah, i didn't know it was on here already. should have checked.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:11 pm
*copypasta........WTF? Now I'm confused. I thought you were one of the good girls.....? Sarcasm... hopefully?


MEME FIGHT -


TAGS: xzibit yo dawg disaster girl
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Bah

motifake - October 23, 2009, 11:42 am

Most people utterly fail on their first motifake. Nice job. You should register to start your collection and lock in your name
Bah - October 23, 2009, 11:33 am
Props to Cubby for the inspiration. It may have been done before him, but his was the first I saw.


SAY IT! - Say you did it, Or I choke you!




100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by vader

spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 hetero***uals and 11 homo***uals? What about bi***uals and a***uals? I'm a***ual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bi***uals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like **** today!


CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary


TAGS: cow rabbit vegetarian carnivore vegan meat
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

ooooooooooom - August 4, 2009, 8:23 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 10:50 am
Oh, poor bunny. I tried to be a vegetarian once, until my Dad had a BBQ.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:33 am
I believe Dennis Leary said it best "Meat tastes like Murder, And Murder tastes good"
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 1:11 am
Being a vegetarian or vegan might be going against nature, but it's practicing self control. I wouldn't want someone eating my baby, why should I eat something else's. Who are we to say we're better than any other species. Animals and children are pure
Dylan - July 30, 2009, 1:10 am
We're OMNIVOREs people! That means we're made to eat both plants AND animals not only one. To be a vegan or carnivore is going against nature and our suties to the balance of the food chain. Thx for letting me rant, 5 lions for poster.
Sean - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
Cow on bunny violence, even if the bunny was already dead, is just NOT FUNNY!!!! Shame on you all.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
That Is such a sweet pic. aggy check your pm's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Hey, Trashheap...I got your bunny!!!!!. 5 lions.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
TTH? Raising cows to do your dirty work now? 5L


STEREOTYPES -


TAGS: lapd cia fbi rabbit
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

loveistheanswer - March 23, 2013, 10:14 am
Lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:25 am
So horribly sad, yet I find myself laughing.
jorgejs76 - December 18, 2012, 12:10 pm
And I tought that was only in Mexico! (you know the PGJ guys)


TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.




JEW - JITSU - KickAss Kosher Not Spelled.


TAGS: jew kosher ninja b****
Rating: 2.79/5


SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders b****es which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my f***ing god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I f***in' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Godd*** plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


MEOW - Bitch




ONE-STOP SHOPPING -




BROWN RECLUSE - The Tiger Shark of the Spider World. One bite will never be forgotten; if you survive.




M I S E R Y - God's way of letting you know you are on the right track.


TAGS: misery pain life isa b****
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:25 pm
Beautiful.


MOTHERBOARD SHOES -


TAGS: motherboard shoes computer bit byte
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

nyet - February 25, 2013, 10:42 pm
Looks painfuly funny, how many Gb to a mile do they get... lol
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
Add one of those new highspeed multi-core processors so she'll probably work faster and fullfill your needs the same time!


ENVY -


TAGS: envy green jessica rabbit tinkerbell
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by gas

nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
I always thought Tinkerbell was h**, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.
nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
I always thought Tinkerbell was h**, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.


WHEN HUNGER STRIKES -


TAGS: hunger strikes challenge python killer rabbit
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 9:48 pm
This could not have been done any better! Perfect! 5L's!
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:08 am
Perfection.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:07 am
I was a little leery on how this one would do too. Thanks guys.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
And this should be nuthin' but 5!
EssenceOfJester - May 21, 2010, 9:45 pm
That rabbits got a kill streak a mile wide!
R.S.Jake - May 18, 2010, 3:09 pm
'One...two...Five L's!'
Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:20 pm
I love it! I am liking the new appearance of the posters as well Iceman
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:18 pm
Loooook!
Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:16 pm
"Right, cover me." 5.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:47 pm
**** - *LMAO*
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:46 pm
LMOA Aggy! Thanks. (you too Cubby)
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:45 pm
Voteth 5... no more, no less.
Cubbybear - May 17, 2010, 10:39 pm
LOL! great reference 5/5


- You made bunny cry. For shame.


TAGS: bunny rabbit cry sad
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Jonah Forman

Scorpio7 - November 22, 2008, 6:49 am
Looks more like the bunny is praying, not crying. S/he wants someone to scratch behind the ears, I bet.
Dude - August 21, 2008, 1:00 am
The bunny is crying. Probably found out you're a socialist.


FETISHES - My ex-girlfriend had a strange fetish. She would dress like a bitch and act like one. 24 hours a day.




EASTER BUNNY - The only Holiday dinner that delivers itself.




FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of **** turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass b**** 4**** 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

More motifakes by Rudi-OH-NO

SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...


LUCKY ME -




LOVE TO HATE YOU -




Self-Deprecation is Overrated -




IT'S FRIDAY - Let's party bitches !


TAGS: jesus satan friday party b****es
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:16 pm
Friday After Work 64 Vodka And Take Out Party!
GaryO - March 30, 2012, 9:41 am
n-i-c-e TJIF!


ENCHANTED BUNNY -




PERSEVERANCE -




AND THE ONES THAT MOTHER GIVES YOU -


TAGS: jefferson airplane white rabbit
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Airman

CaptCourageous - November 6, 2011, 10:32 am
it looks like the face is facing forward and sideways at the same time
Bob D. Sailor - June 15, 2011, 10:58 pm
This picture is creeping me out majorly.


WALKER TEXAS WHO? - Bow down to Bruce!




Orlando Bloom -


TAGS: hobbit lord of the rings typecast
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

nicholsjoshua15 - November 1, 2017, 6:20 am
I'v never seen this Orlando Bloom fellow, but Keanu Reeves is a bad actor at all. Keanu is a little less emotional than most actors and that makes him believable. I hate it when actors ham it up sp much that movie isn't Kosher anymore.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 27, 2013, 2:17 am
Basically anything computer generated to cover for his pathetic acting. Not as bad as Keanu Reeves, but still.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2013, 6:42 pm
...and Troy, and the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.


MANGA - Slowly convincing me that I don't really need to spend my vacation in Japan


TAGS: japan boy toilet rabbit doris
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Alphador - January 25, 2011, 9:41 am
dude, that Chinese *slaps forehead*
Culos - January 8, 2009, 1:13 pm
When you see it.....you'll **** rabbits!


Ambition -


TAGS: ambition ruthless motivation stepping stones
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks guys! Submitted it to Shivers :-)
rerun - July 31, 2013, 7:44 pm

Brings a tear to the eyes. Three mod comments and they are all good? Do something bad.....nope. Don't.
Reality Lord - July 31, 2013, 7:39 pm

oh the subtly of it. love it...could you...you know...drop this over at shivers plz?
lgvernon - July 31, 2013, 6:15 pm

A stunning 5LLLLL


INTERNET ADDICTION - Give a person a fish and they eat for a day; Give that person the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


TAGS: come on baby gimme a little bandwidth just a bit of the good stuff
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

zammuelist - February 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
but never give him a fishing rod, he'll poke your eye out
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Thanks Guys!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great job TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 4:37 pm
Good one Trash...5L
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:19 pm
Genius. 5L


TORQUE -


TAGS: mustang torque gt cobra snakebite
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by jeepdude24

Faceplant31 - March 10, 2010, 6:31 pm
Another owned moment brought to you by CANADA!
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 6:19 pm
check out this one.....http://img.ph**obucket.com/albums/v357/hinshu/honda-torque.jpg


SOUND ADVICE FROM DR. STRANGELOVE -




THIS GUY - is never going to the zoo again.




SOLUTION -




FUTILITY -


TAGS: i think this is why midgets tend to be so bitter
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
Thank you.
temp - October 6, 2009, 11:39 pm
That's f***ing hilarious!
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
*weiner
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Is it my imagination, or is this wiener dog giving us the Charles Manson?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:36 pm
LMAO! This'll hover at 3.1, methinks.
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:33 pm
Destination: Two-Point-Nines-Ville. Population: Perfect Posters. Huzzahhh!!!
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
Kiss of death: Aggy loves this poster!
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:27 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's right. I did a do-over in the October Challenge. Seeing is believing. But thanks anyway MrRandom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Nah, The second one IS better. You should be ashamed Sean.
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Still a perfect poster
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Dammit. Better punchline: "... no one's ever going to take you seriously." Ah well.


FACTS - Wife's a bitch - then you die


TAGS: b****
Rating: 2.57/5

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NO ONE - Can stop Stealth Bunny!




SACRIFICE -


TAGS: love bites deep pain risk
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - August 11, 2012, 7:04 pm
thank you sir.
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:08 pm

5L, good for motitwist as well.


50 SHADES OF PLAY -




FATHERS - We put up with a lot of shit from our kids.




OR... - You can just stop being lazy.




Magic -


TAGS: magic b**** witch women feminism
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:53 pm
Wow. Why did it ** out screen s h o t? The profanity filters here are absolutely ***** with ***** and a **** in **** and they should go **** themselves with a ***** ***** **** ****** ** ** **** **** ******* and that's why the government kills people.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:51 pm
Am I supposed to know who she is? It would have been a better point if you had taken a particularly unflattering screensh** of Anita Sarkeesian.
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:36 am
WOOF!!!! I'm canine. I can't replace a monkey. Wrong species! LOL!
JesusWept - August 24, 2015, 3:58 pm
Try it on your computer ;) Thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:37 pm
Jesus, you of all here should know...I've been practicing that for well over 5L decades.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:35 pm
Gone for a bit and look who they fill my position with...you bytch!
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 10:40 pm
LOL, JW!
JesusWept - August 22, 2015, 10:06 am
Thanks, oh Great One ;)
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:30 am
LOL!....and I am its Master! (eeeeevil laugh) 5 LOL lions!


Meanwhile -


TAGS: rabbit human foot parallel universe
Rating: 4.57/5

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RogAz1 - May 13, 2013, 12:09 am
Good Luck with this one.... 5 severed appendages


TEAMWORK - Good job guys..keep squealing like that. Mister wolfie should be here any minute.


TAGS: fox rabbitt team
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

forseti - September 28, 2010, 11:08 am
feasy, do you know your avatar?? :D


LIFE - YUP And Then You Die




WHATEVER THE AMBITIONS - It is never too late to give up




BRUSHING TEETH! - Obsessed is just a word the lazy use for the dedicated




BUZZ LIGHTYEAR -




THIS JUST IN -




WATCHING YOU -




CAMELS - They enjoy a little head !!




YO DAWG - I heard yo like cats so I put a cat on yo cat so you can pet your cat while you pet your cat.


TAGS: xibit cat
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Oiler - January 30, 2013, 6:53 pm
That is a very cool cat pic.


RABBIT - It's what's for supper


TAGS: rabbit guns hunting
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

LogicDude - May 7, 2009, 1:01 pm
WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER!?!?!?!?!?
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 4:18 pm
Rabbit is tasty if prepared correctly.


I SAW YOU -




ambition -


TAGS: ambition breaking out of tomb
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

Oldsod - February 8, 2014, 7:52 am
Just when I thought there was no value to the whole zombie meme...5 edumacatshunal lions...


screwed over -




DREAMERS -


TAGS: matrix life ambition
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

M0rd3kaI - April 19, 2012, 8:41 pm
I can swear I saw this one before somewhere.... BUT having said that, I fully agree with Rick, 5L
Rick69 - April 19, 2012, 7:55 pm
VERY Nice... Like thi5 a lot...


LIFE -


TAGS: life happiness bitter
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Sho

shamurai69 - August 14, 2012, 12:35 pm
No arguments here.
GaryO - August 8, 2012, 10:30 am
The whole thing, epic, wunna yer best. 5L
rerun - August 7, 2012, 9:42 pm

this is amazing,, love it


IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: use your bitter fate to make fun
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by forseti

Chef - May 6, 2010, 6:55 pm
5L for lawnmower man!
PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:45 am
I don't know why I like it either 5 little piggies
MO - May 6, 2010, 8:33 am
*Sigh* I......like it!


SNUGGLES - He will nibble on your soul!




DON'T YOU DARE - ever make a sequel!


TAGS: watchmen sequel rumors batman b**** slap comics superheroes
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Zagato - March 29, 2010, 10:03 pm
no sir, because batman will pimp smack it in the face.
Kainim - February 15, 2010, 10:31 am
because batman will smack it in the face?


MOTHER NATURE -




YOU'RE WELCOME... - I always aim to please.




IF I'M LYING, - may a big dog come and bite my head off in one WHOA!!!


TAGS: dog cat bite
Rating: 2.25/5

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COUPLE FAILING - They're Doing it pretty well.


TAGS: fail funny fat b**** red head redhead ugly
Rating: 1.46/5

More motifakes by Mark

LOLOLOLOL - September 4, 2008, 9:24 pm
If you meant it You EPIK FAILED!!!
Shocked Man! - September 4, 2008, 9:18 pm
Are you saying riderparkour that you would prefer to look at amazon woman there than that beautiful classic?!? I am sorry but I have got some bad news for you, it would appear you are into the more 'manly' looking woman and may later find out that you are
riderparkour - September 4, 2008, 9:12 pm
if you noticed the car...i have bad news for you
Skankerboy - September 3, 2008, 8:19 pm
g** Test if you didn't notice the car...
aPauling - September 2, 2008, 12:59 pm
I can't decide if each is too good for the other, or not good enough for the other. All I know is that they shouldn't procreate together.
Mustang - September 1, 2008, 11:09 pm
I'd fail for that ride any day...
killersheep - August 31, 2008, 8:18 am
don't be jealous just casue he got a date.


PROHIBITION, HUH? - Jewish Ingenuity Kicking Some Serious Sacramental Ass




GETTING OLD - THE FATE OF ALL GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: aging it s a b****
Rating: 4.73/5

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AMBITION - Aspire to Climb As High As You Can Dream ... ... Those Who Belittle You Are Only Jealous Or Realists ...




BORDER PATROL -




HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! - Stop tickling me or I'll pee down your arm! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!


TAGS: rabbit
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 12:43 am
I have to a**ume this is as genius as I think... so, 5L all around!


YO DAWG - I think it's more than enough. do you?




WHAT'S THAT? - My Science Officer and CMO and navigator and Chief Engineer and helmsman are all cooler than me? Hahaha..Sorry, I mean, that I'm the Captain and coolest by default




EMO BITCHES - Still retarded no matter how well everything matches.


TAGS: emo b****es retarded tattoos red head
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Coberloco

ekaj - July 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
u just failed a g** test
ekaj - July 17, 2009, 7:14 pm
u just failed a g** test
Rasvim - May 11, 2009, 9:48 pm
I see nothing "emo" here, only a h** redheaded chick with nice ink and a nice body. Did he get sh** down, maybe?
Eryis - March 23, 2009, 11:35 pm
She looks pretty happy to me....
barockeva - December 10, 2008, 2:07 pm
I would f*** the **** out of her.


nonsensical nonsense #5 -


TAGS: dog does not bite i do not shoot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

curlyrocks - September 13, 2013, 6:05 pm
That's not nonsense. that's perfect sense.


REGRET -




AWAKE - You woke me up before I was done dreaming; and now even in your arms, sleep evades me. My dreams are gone, but the night goes on forever.


TAGS: fantasy reality they both bite
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - April 24, 2012, 11:06 am
Thanks. It's one of the most meaningful to me personally.
PeteMan - April 20, 2012, 8:23 am
This one's great. I don't quite know why, but I love it.


TAKING A DIRT NAP -


TAGS: if your mattress is over 8 quit b****ing and be glad it aint a dirt mound
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:50 pm
I suppose that will have to do.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 3:42 pm
Well we got Timmies who play with their hoses all day and ten we got MO who swim with the fishes or does what ever the coast guard does. Do those count?
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:40 pm
Now we just need a Fireman and a waterman!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:41 pm
Dirtman for the win!
Airman - June 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
I had a dirt nap at Cheyenne Frontier Days.. but that was self induced.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
Whenever I lose perspective I just go through Haarakkon's posters for a de-motivational refresher. This reminds me of his work. Keep it up.
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 2:36 pm
I call it roughin' it. 5/5
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 2:33 pm
Thanks buddy. I like going for the slap in the face feeling rather than the ROR! Thanks again.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:14 pm
I love it! It's a true de-motivational poster. Exactly what this site needs more of. 5L


AMERICA - Where we don't just waste money... We shred it, then sell it.




I WILL NOT STOP - ...beaching and wine-ing!




VERSUS - Not that kind of fight.. It's a staring contest


TAGS: rabbit tiger
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by dothackkite

eldiabloloco - September 27, 2010, 11:45 pm
i love this and i think the rabbit wins
whatukno - August 6, 2010, 8:29 am
The puddle of piss behind the rabbit seems to tell a different story. 5L


PROHIBITION - I wonder why it didn't last?


TAGS: prohibition oz
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by TehOz

TehOz - April 12, 2011, 7:19 pm
lol, agreed
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 3:23 pm
I think after 13 years, homely women such as these made the connection between drunkenness and their *** lives.


FAT BITCH - She's Giving Birth To A Turquoise Stone!




Annoying comics -




BITCH PLEASE - You can't do three swords




DOG PARK - Where you can let your dog of it's leash




PRICE -


TAGS: life time female joke shirt quote reward rolex *** b**** priceless
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by giulio

rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:27 pm

wear a "Folex", after you bang her she will tell you she used to be a man.
JLBachs - March 29, 2010, 7:37 pm
Timex maybe...........
slip de garcon - September 21, 2009, 4:16 pm
No Rolex it is then.


ALASKA - Will it ever recover ?




TOM BRADY -




REGRET -




YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - because i bloody dont?




ambition -




this is what happens -




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